Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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