There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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