so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
