Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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