yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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