dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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