All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
