they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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