This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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