I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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