Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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