I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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