Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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