It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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