yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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