So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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