I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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