Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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