If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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