Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Fuck appropriateness.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
