talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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