just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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You have to summon your inner elephant
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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