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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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