Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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