a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
