I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You can make out without kissing
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Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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