I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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