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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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