He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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