Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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