I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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