i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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