just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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