i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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