sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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