If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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