Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
