last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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