New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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