The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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