Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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