You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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