yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
should my penis look like a turkey
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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