i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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