Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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