I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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