Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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