Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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