Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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