Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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