I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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