can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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